We Have a Bandit on Our Hands..

Wanted:

“The Racoon Bandit”

Called “The Racoon Bandit” because she is attracted to shiny, metal objects and is likely to throw things in the bath tub. Known for stealing items such as remotes, oven mitts, car keys, and shiny objects like earings, necklaces, or rings.  Last seen snooping around Lower Alabama  near a jewelry box..

Don’t let this little face fool you. She is stealthy and sly..

Oh, and let me know if you find my car keys. It’s been about 4 days now since I last saw them.

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1 Comment (+add yours?)

  1. asmalltowndad
    Feb 11, 2010 @ 20:37:44

    Guilty! I now sentence her to 1 week in a maximum security prison (house) in Indiana. She will receive 3 squares a day, with exercise in the YARD. No tattoos, smuggling in M & Ms or shanks… did I say shanks, I meant shakes. Let’s scare her straight, now, why we still can!

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